has grumpy deleted his account hence the name change? Perhaps decided it wasn't a good idea to be admitting online to a potential assault although I (like others) don't actually believe any of this took place.

Maybe time to convert the top button to a J-bar!

One thing I did do when I was younger and more precious about my top sheet was to stick some skateboard griptape on the top around the edges, gives you some satisfaction when someone skis or rides over it! (may try abrasive grit and expoxy at some point, griptape doesn't last too well in the wet).