I copuld murder a bevvy, but it turns some people intae right wanks!
Fucking arseholes talking shite when they are drunk turns me tae skunk!!!
Maybe they should blow that through the building in the vents and get their heid sorted or somthing, I dunno wit will work with some idiots..............
I need a drink, but does drink need me, I might end up visiting every pub in Scotland, mayeb drunk, maybe naw... It widnae make a difference tae me the now...
I widnae go near any fat howler, no matter wit... I'd keep ma distance, in ma sight though