Not what you know, so much as who you know. - Sorry to say the force is infamous for looking after its own.
During a Road Safety Campaign, a senior Fife Constabulary officer asked "what do we have to do to persuade drivers to observe speed limits?" - My unplanned resonse was to suggest "first get your officers to observe the limits!"
Too many officers seem to think that a set of yellow/blue transfers immediately make a car safer at speed. - Yellow/blue transfers make your car able to take any bend, at any speed, wet or dry....and stop instantly when required.
I don't know why Red-Bull-F1 waste their time developing race cars, when a set of yellow/blue transfers on a Vauxhall Astra, and a Chequered skipped hat for Mark Webber... are all they need to win the F1 world champ.